Ma Favourite Quotes

- time only exist so that everything doesn't happen at once -
Albert Einstein

- truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffer for -
Bob Marley

- you can only be young once , but you can always be immature -
Dave Barry

- the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math -
Ambrose Bierce



Friday, May 20, 2011

The Fruitcake Special

It's the name of a special perfume found in a short story . Is it found in the market ? I'm not sure . A chemist , threw a piece of fruitcake that she was eating into the perfume mixture as she was working . This perfume has a special power that attracts men to the user . of course I mean the users are women as men don't use strong smell perfumes eh ? The chemist tried it on herself as she can't show that bottle of perfume to her boss . Imagine , a small piece of fruitcake in a bottle of perfume . It looks like a ... let's just say it'll just ruin the image of the company . She tried it out once , strangely , her boss was attracted to her as her boss is an ego man who dates only 'perfect' girls . Pretty , sexy , tall , elegant , you name it . that perfume also made a waiter fell for her , oh wait , the perfume . of course , she's not attractive at all when she's not wearing it . But she manage to found someone who truly love her . A pizza company owner . millionaire . hahah . anyways , come think about it , if this perfume really exist in real life , men will not be working but chasing all the women . sorry , perfume . and women , will spend everything they have to get this . maybe I should make it . The next billionaire - Alicia Teoh . Smexay . =

    
 
    =  ?   

No comments:

Post a Comment